My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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