discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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