Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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