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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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