But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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