Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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