i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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