Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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