just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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