Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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