At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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