Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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