If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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