these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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