I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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