wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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