She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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