i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
