Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just want nice things and good sex
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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