Non-Jews are for practice
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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