i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.