Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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