so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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