Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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