North Korea, Best Korea!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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