I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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