Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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