Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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