Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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