You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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