found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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