make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so let's talk penis.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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