I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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