I don't think brook has ever known best
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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