Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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