Having a random hookup so left but love u
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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