Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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