I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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