..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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