Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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