I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He kissed a someone with a penis
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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