Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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