'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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