This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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