If i come over, it means nothing
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize