when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we're making bets on your personal life
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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