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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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