all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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