I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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