I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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