She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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