I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
