i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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