1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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