All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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