i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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