its not stalking. its research.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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